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Dregan , April 26th, 2010, 5:13 pm


Now with disappointingly less boobage


Thankyou Gatamigo... just... thankyou.




Dregan , October 20th, 2017, 9:51 pm





>Enter a Command

Marioismyman went a day without drinking Cintreuse, April 26th, 2010, 5:14 pm


> I'm great customer eye candy. *Nonchalantly points to breasts*


Maxish went a day without drinking Cintreuse, April 26th, 2010, 5:15 pm


> I have large breasts. That is all.


coopthehedgehog went a day without drinking Cintreuse, April 26th, 2010, 5:17 pm


>you can flirt well with customers, hopefully bringing them back for more


Zmanwarrior went a day without drinking Cintreuse, April 26th, 2010, 5:23 pm


>Whether or not it's the truth, tell her you have experience working as a barmaid.


BreakerLOLZ went a day without drinking Cintreuse, April 26th, 2010, 5:23 pm


> Tell her you're great eye candy. Then come on to her.


lakie_da_HEDGEFROG! went a day without drinking Cintreuse, April 26th, 2010, 5:26 pm


I second Marioismyman


godmoderncommander went a day without drinking Cintreuse, April 26th, 2010, 5:26 pm


> Say is is eye candy and "show" Shelia why >:D


Marioismyman went a day without drinking Cintreuse, April 26th, 2010, 5:28 pm


>I have experience with working at bars.


Bresong went a day without drinking Cintreuse, April 26th, 2010, 5:29 pm


>Tell her a long explanation of why you want this job


Bobcheese400 went a day without drinking Cintreuse, April 26th, 2010, 5:49 pm


Ok, now for a NON eye candy statement.
Uhhh, you wanna help the humble business of poisoning those with alcohol?


Floo Phantom went a day without drinking Cintreuse, April 26th, 2010, 6:00 pm


> Your lack of a shirt will make every other bar female only.


Blitzn'Burst went a day without drinking Cintreuse, April 26th, 2010, 6:00 pm


i third the first comment o3o


Arch451 went a day without drinking Cintreuse, April 26th, 2010, 6:10 pm


>Ask sarcastically how many other people have applied for the job recently.


Bluejay went a day without drinking Cintreuse, April 26th, 2010, 6:10 pm


>You need the money


SliceOfDog went a day without drinking Cintreuse, April 26th, 2010, 6:23 pm


> Tell her "My father was the great Bar-tsu, wiper of bars and server of drinks for seven generations of Japanese dynastical royalty, and chosen among the many Gods of the Bar Wipe. He has passed onto me through years of training all he knew"


Jake E. Fisher went a day without drinking Cintreuse, April 26th, 2010, 7:00 pm


>you have something special you can do with your ***** and a beer bottle


Richardil went a day without drinking Cintreuse, April 26th, 2010, 7:02 pm


>Produce a flyer clearly stating the fact that anyone who shows up gets the job unless for some very obvious reason. (Such as incurable incompetence)


Christh^^ went a day without drinking Cintreuse, April 26th, 2010, 7:04 pm


>Obviously the sex appeal. The fact that you know drunken master style, and that you went collageversity and majored in bar tending.


mzpblue went a day without drinking Cintreuse, April 26th, 2010, 7:06 pm


>Caek: Say that you can hold your own against drunk people that may or may not have Fire Powers.


FerreTrip went a day without drinking Cintreuse, April 26th, 2010, 7:21 pm


*facepalms at some of these*
But some of these ARE pretty good...hmmm...*DING*
>You know how to mix more kinds of drinks than there are species of Pokémon. (If met with a blank stare or otherwise "O_o?"-type response, translate that into "500+".)


(Oh, and just in case you decide to use this: It's Alt + Keypad 130 to make an "é", if you didn't know already. Gah, I sound cheeky. =>_>;= )


OmegaSonic went a day without drinking Cintreuse, April 26th, 2010, 7:25 pm


>Show your math degree, and laugh at anything nearby that is used to count for you.


sabbo(e)ros went a day without drinking Cintreuse, April 26th, 2010, 7:44 pm


>She wanted a female barmaid the way you look and then lie and say you have barmaid experience


Mastermind9 to lazy to log on (Guest) went a day without drinking Cintreuse, April 26th, 2010, 8:02 pm


>Tell about how has worked in a bar before...but neglect to tell them how you burned the bar down after 2 days because of the owner touched your ass

( =3 )


KK Awesomesauce went a day without drinking Cintreuse, April 26th, 2010, 8:13 pm

The best one
>bcuz i am l33t and u shud h1r3 m3!!!!!11!!!one!


Majin Tobias went a day without drinking Cintreuse, April 26th, 2010, 8:19 pm


>point out that you wear an open jacket without a shirt


Blakshepan8r (Guest) went a day without drinking Cintreuse, April 26th, 2010, 10:21 pm


> tell her you worked in a bar, but it burned down. leave out the fact that you accidentally started the fire


Floo Phantom went a day without drinking Cintreuse, April 27th, 2010, 12:58 am


> Tell her that you are a mind reader.


Flashlight Antics went a day without drinking Cintreuse, April 27th, 2010, 12:59 am


>Explain to her the following reasons:
1. You need a job for money because you and your little sister are trying to move out of the little shack you own.
2. You find that the job of bar matron is an excellent fit to your expertise.
3. You've heard great things about the fine establishment and wish to work there to help better yourself.


G.I.U.L.I.O. went a day without drinking Cintreuse, April 27th, 2010, 2:29 am


>Explain to her that:
1. You need a job because your last job as being an acrobat didn't work out so well.
2. You've heard good things about this bar.
3. You are a quick learner.


Celestial_Wolf went a day without drinking Cintreuse, April 27th, 2010, 2:40 am


>Explain to her the question to the meaning of life.


Remmis! went a day without drinking Cintreuse, April 27th, 2010, 3:09 am


>Explain why;
~ You're absoloutly broke and no even sure you have a place to live, as you just poofed into existance (Aha~ |D)
~ You want to gain friends.
~ You hope to help out.


Lame Response, much? ;-;


Phoenix of Chaos went a day without drinking Cintreuse, April 27th, 2010, 3:27 am


> You know Saanaito?


Snurple-the-Hedgehog went a day without drinking Cintreuse, April 27th, 2010, 9:03 am


Eh, several people stole my commands.
EH


robybang went a day without drinking Cintreuse, April 27th, 2010, 12:32 pm


>Tell her a sob story about how you got a degree in underwater multicultural basket weaving studies, that no one's hiring underwater multicultural basket weavers in this economy, and your deadbeat parents kicked you out and you need the job. Cry if necessary.


Yamataro went a day without drinking Cintreuse, April 27th, 2010, 12:52 pm


>You're great with people.


robybang went a day without drinking Cintreuse, April 27th, 2010, 2:34 pm


>State that you are "a dynamic self-starter with a proven track record of meeting and exceeding standards in the alcoholic-based preparation and service industry." If that doesn't work, say "paradigm" until their eyes glaze over.


> Enter Command

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