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Dregan , May 20th, 2010, 12:30 pm


Now with disappointingly less boobage


Yes, I realise this has not been updated in ages. Primarily because this series had become rather stressful, with credit to certain individuals who shall go unnamed.
A few people have advised me to 'ignore stupid commands'. Well, that'd be nice, but there's a few small problems with going ahead and doing that - one is that some of the stupid commands provide comedy. I'm fine with the odd stupid command, it's mainly the ones which cross the boundary into stupidly putting the job at risk which are irritating. Two, if I did just get rid of them, then it removes most elements of risk - if I always only accept clever commands, then you'll most definitely get the job, kind of boring. I had a third point as well, but I forget that now.
So, here's a new system for you. You are allowed to make stupid commands. I will accept stupid commands. You may even make a stupid command which may put the job at risk - however, if you do put the job at risk for the sake of random, then that will be the last command accepted from you. Similarly, if I roll three not-job-ruining but still plain-stupid commands for the same individual, then their commands will be ignored from then on out.
Yet again, I remind you - funny & inventive =/= random sabotague. I like to see witty commands which can provide humour whilst getting the job done... being plain up stupid however... well, that's less so.




Dregan , August 22nd, 2017, 1:43 pm





>Enter a Command

Mr. 'Chidna went a day without drinking Cintreuse, May 20th, 2010, 12:35 pm


Meh, I gave a full-on Game Over in one of these types of things before, when I did "e-s-c-a-p-e".
The suggestion was to rape this girl.
The guards caught the character and he got taken back to his cell, causing a game over and the comic to end.
People got pissy with the troublemakers, and the comic ended. I fear I may have to do the same thing again though with SUL.

Anywho:
>Take him back into the pub, muttering about how considering you found him in a box, he technically is a hobo.


Yamataro went a day without drinking Cintreuse, May 20th, 2010, 12:48 pm


>Be happy that you were able to be forgiven, and ask him if he would like to return to the bar.

And Dreg, that's one of the reasons why I haven't started one yet. I might not do it at all. But you just have to roll with it. This idea you have is probably the best way to do it. Good on you.


OmegaSonic went a day without drinking Cintreuse, May 20th, 2010, 12:49 pm


>If you have sufficient funds, offer to buy his first drink for him. Failing that, ask Shelia if she'll take it out of your first pay.


Guest went a day without drinking Cintreuse, May 20th, 2010, 1:39 pm


>Give him a comfort hug, then ask what the frog's name is.


Floo Phantom went a day without drinking Cintreuse, May 20th, 2010, 1:56 pm


Waaaaaait a minute. That first one was my command...

>Give him a three dollar bill.


G.I.U.L.I.O. went a day without drinking Cintreuse, May 20th, 2010, 2:01 pm


>Ask (in a caring voice) if he's now ready for a nice refreshment that you're ready to offer him.


Jake E. Fisher went a day without drinking Cintreuse, May 20th, 2010, 2:56 pm


@Floo:I quoted your command so it would have a better chance at being chosen but I cant believe it worked!
>check to see if he has money if he does take him back to the bar if not insult him and go tell Shelia


TeK12 went a day without drinking Cintreuse, May 20th, 2010, 3:35 pm


... I LOVE YOU.

>Give him that milk after these past 10 or something days.


XP_Lulz went a day without drinking Cintreuse, May 20th, 2010, 4:08 pm


> Drag the box into the bar, and prove to Shelia that you we're right. Then proceed to giving him some milk, but make sure he pays.


Bree333888 went a day without drinking Cintreuse, May 20th, 2010, 4:53 pm


>Compliment his frog then take him back to the Bar.


Shard went a day without drinking Cintreuse, May 20th, 2010, 5:11 pm


>Ask if you can get a hug from the frog, too.


SonicBoom01 went a day without drinking Cintreuse, May 20th, 2010, 5:47 pm


>Take his box and frog and run


BreakerLOLZ went a day without drinking Cintreuse, May 20th, 2010, 5:53 pm


> Take the prisoner, er I mean, the customer back to the bar. Do business as usual.


KK Awesomesauce went a day without drinking Cintreuse, May 20th, 2010, 5:57 pm


>Tell him thats sexual harrasment.


sabbo(e)ros went a day without drinking Cintreuse, May 20th, 2010, 7:24 pm


Ask him if he and his frog would like a beer.


Snurple-the-Hedgehog went a day without drinking Cintreuse, May 20th, 2010, 7:53 pm


>Do nothing and see what happens.


hockeydude77 went a day without drinking Cintreuse, May 20th, 2010, 8:00 pm


>Hug him back.


Christh^^ went a day without drinking Cintreuse, May 20th, 2010, 8:24 pm


>Give him another puppet, which you get from the portal to alternate dimension (which just so happens to be in your pocket) as a sign of friendship. Then try to get him back into the bar.


The_mad_one went a day without drinking Cintreuse, May 21st, 2010, 5:16 am


> Give Huggy the Hobo a free beer and talk to him constantly about something he'll not find that interesting.


SkweeMan went a day without drinking Cintreuse, May 21st, 2010, 8:59 am


>Pick him up in the box and run back to the bar with him.


TimberWolf (Guest) went a day without drinking Cintreuse, May 21st, 2010, 6:50 pm


>Set box on fire


BoyueF went a day without drinking Cintreuse, May 21st, 2010, 8:18 pm


>Stare into the frog's soul.


`TakeCare (Guest) went a day without drinking Cintreuse, May 21st, 2010, 9:30 pm


>Bring the hobbo back to the bar in an attempt to regain Shelia's approval. (BTW serve the customer you've forgotten about)


Trueevil went a day without drinking Cintreuse, May 22nd, 2010, 10:21 am


> Cut off his skin and make a costume out of it.(I mean hey those several years making mask's for mickel Jackson and other deformed people had to pay off one day right.) Then walk back to the bar and explain that you(as in him) are a hobo and that the nice barmaid should not be punished for her actions then give your boss all the current money he had on him then say you must be on your way. Quickly get rid of the costume and then rush in like you had no idea what happened.


Sadpanda went a day without drinking Cintreuse, May 22nd, 2010, 3:19 pm


Call out "RAPE", making the sexual harrasment panda give you two a lession on sexual harrasment.


artistafrustrado went a day without drinking Cintreuse, May 23rd, 2010, 8:58 pm


so he actually was a hobo ...she was righ after all :/

>take him to the bar & offer him a free citreuse with milk as a way of saying sorry & then sell him another glass of milk if he have money


super sonic m went a day without drinking Cintreuse, May 24th, 2010, 6:57 pm


>Eat him.


Eternal Cry went a day without drinking Cintreuse, May 28th, 2010, 3:41 pm


>Convince him to return to the bar, perchase his first drink in any way possible(out of pocket or out of paycheck), then speak to shelia about the incident, making up a plausable yet clever excuse that dosn't sound like you just pulled it out of your rear.


TeK12 went a day without drinking Cintreuse, May 30th, 2010, 12:19 pm


I love the fact that since I entered the comic that the update span has fallen drastically...


Majin Tobias went a day without drinking Cintreuse, June 17th, 2010, 8:20 pm


>Invite TeK back into the bar, buy him a drink and assure Shelia it was a severe lapse in judgement, and that you'll be more quiet in the future.


Richardil went a day without drinking Cintreuse, June 19th, 2010, 12:31 am


>Eye-twich and shiver, but put on a friendly face and ask if he, his froggy, and his box would like a free ride to the bar, followed by buying the first round of drinks. Once the customer is settled down, subtly point out him, his box, and his froggy to Sheila, thus proving you can be useful, and that he is in fact a crazy hobo.


slythehedgehog went a day without drinking Cintreuse, June 19th, 2010, 11:59 pm


>Drug the guy , the frog AND the box and drag them back to the bar and offer them a drink


Koren went a day without drinking Cintreuse, June 28th, 2010, 12:21 am


>Say he's not yout type.


Aurora_ The_ Fox went a day without drinking Cintreuse, October 28th, 2011, 9:14 pm


awww poor guy. His only friend is a Froggy puppet and he lives in a box. If yor make him a 12 year old girl, change the box to a house, and make the puppet into a teddybear... you got a basic outline of me. >hug him and apoligise fpr calling him a hobo, then give him some money as a frendship offering


> Enter Command

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